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Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT

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Me at school
  • me: i hate all of you
  • me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
  • me: holy fuck walk faster
  • me: get smarter idiot
  • me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
  • Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
  • Witness: "I only have one, you know."
  • -----
  • Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
  • Witness: "By death."
  • Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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  • Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
  • The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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  • Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
  • Witness: "July 15th."
  • Lawyer: "What year?"
  • Witness: "Every year."
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  • Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
  • Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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  • Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
  • Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
  • Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
  • Witness: "Er...his face."
  • -----
  • Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
  • Witness: "I forget."
  • Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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  • Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
  • Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
  • Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
  • Witness: "Forty-five years."
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  • Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
  • Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
  • Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
  • Witness: "My name is Susan."
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  • Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  • Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  • Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  • Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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  • Lawyer: "What happened then?"
  • Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
  • Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
  • Witness: "No."
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  • Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
  • Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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  • Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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  • Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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  • Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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  • Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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  • Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
  • Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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  • Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
  • Witness: "That's me."
  • Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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  • Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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  • Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
  • Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
  • Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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  • Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
  • Witness: "None."
  • Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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  • Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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  • Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
  • Witness: "Borofkin."
  • Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
  • Witness: "I can't remember."
  • Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
  • Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
  • Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
  • Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
  • Witness: "No."
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  • Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
  • Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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  • Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
  • Witness: "Yes sir."
  • Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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  • Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
  • Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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  • Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
  • Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
  • Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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  • Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
  • Witness: "I could see his head."
  • Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
  • Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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  • Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
  • Witness: "The victim lived."
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Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car

  • One Direction: You're insecure,
  • Dad: No, I am not.
  • One Direction: Don't know what for.
  • Dad: You don't know how to listen.
  • One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
  • Dad: Okay, thank you.
  • One Direction: Don't need make up.
  • Dad: I don't want any.
  • One Direction: To cover up.
  • Dad: I let it shine!
  • One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
  • Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
  • One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
  • Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
  • One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
  • Dad: It is, isn't it?
  • One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
  • Dad: Please don't call me baby.
  • One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
  • Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
  • One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
  • Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
  • One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
  • Dad: I don't know what?
  • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
  • Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
  • One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
  • Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
  • One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
  • Dad: No.
  • One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
  • Dad: Believe it then look away.
  • One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
  • Dad: Oh God, not this again.
  • One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
  • Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
  • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
  • Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
  • One Direction: So c-come on!
  • Dad: No.
  • One Direction: You got it wrong.
  • Dad: No.
  • One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
  • Dad: Unnecessary.
  • One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
  • Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
  • One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
  • Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
  • ~CHORUSx2~
  • One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
  • Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
  • One Direction: na na na na na na
  • Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
  • One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
  • Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
  • One Direction: na na na na na na
  • Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
  • One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
  • Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
  • One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
  • Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
  • One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
  • Dad: Oh my god!
  • ~CHORUS~:
  • One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
  • Dad: Yes I do.
  • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
  • Dad: YES I do.
  • One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
  • Dad: YES I DO!
  • One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
  • Dad: Never doubt it.
  • Me: Oh my God Dad!
  • Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
  • Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
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i love how i try to be friends with everyone but i’m too horribly awkward to actually talk to them so i just sit there staring at my skype screen waiting for someone to message me first

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